crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

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Jumbo-Cappuccino

Letting your load go on your partner's face and sprinkling stuff that you've picked from your nose on the cum on their face!

Brett and Scott had an awesome bum darts sesh. Scott then asked Brett to spice it up a little before they went to sleep. Brett continued to serve Scott a jumbo-cappuccino.

Scott loved it, it was a great way to top of the night and also acted as a fantastic night cap.

by Howard Surprise June 5, 2008

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Meaty Cappuccino

A cappuccino with meat in it. Usually lightly cooked bacon is blended and then added to the coffee just before the milk. An alternate method is to cook the bacon for a long time until crisp. The crispy bacon is then served alongside the cappuccino and the pieces are dunked in the coffee before being eaten.

Hey dude, will you dish me up a meaty cappuccino, no dunkers?

by SPAMBOT4000 June 15, 2009

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crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008