clattered

Very drunk

I was absolutly clattered last night

by Nutzhk September 19, 2003

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Clathered

When one is getting their cheeks clapped and gathered at the same time

Person #1 “Bro she left us to get her cheeks clapped and gathered.”
Person #2 “Don’t you mean clathered.”

by digbickdee May 24, 2020

clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clattered

To have moderately disappointing to average sex

I clattered that girl Amy last night, enough said.

by Kinsy and The Roth October 18, 2011

ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009