Circumstanche

A mustache worn or grown only for a particular occasion. Most likely in the pursuit of awesome.

1) A classy event you say? This calls for a circumstanche.

2)
Bob: Hey Fred, have you always had that incredibly awesome mustache?
Fred: Yes, but I only wear it under certain circumstanches.

by omegamjolnir January 19, 2011

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

exscream circumstances

Can refer to either:
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.

Against my better judgement, I took a middle-aged alcoholic dude to see his former girlfriend about the possibility of his moving back in with her. She was visibly annoyed at the encounter and even seemed somewhat put out with **me** for even having brought that deadbeat to her house in the first place, so I treaded super-lightly, gently explaining to her that the guy had merely asked me for a ride there ("I know nothing about this matter, Ma'am; I'm just the driver."); I could clearly see that these were definitely exscream circumstances.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020

Gay By Circumstance

It's just like being prison gay, but it's ALL THE TIME!

"Emma is gay by circumstance, which means she likes what's available at her all girls catholic school if you know what I mean. No homo."

by Very Sad Potato June 4, 2018

victim of circumstance

when you rape someone, but do not want to admit it.

Tony- I did not rape Lisa, she was just a victim of circumstance...

by Mr. Im a girl June 24, 2016

Circumstances

The whole 'You're exactly were you deserve to be' rhetoric is more for the people for the people saying it than it is for the people listening. It's a way for them to affirm that THEY deserve THEIR competence. "I dEsErVe ThIs!" They cry as they clench their bad of money 💰 It's a way of dismissing circumstance all together as though external factors don't, I don't know, lead people to ending up in gas chambers, or the ground, or a Romanian prison.

Hym "This is what I mean by pandering to masochistic disaffected men who want to be told they are shit. I mean, seriously. Cut everyone out of your life (unless they have some vague goal of making money) and get off social media (except to watch my channel). If you're dealt a red 7 and a black 2 your skill at poker isn't going to change your circumstances more than the flop. The guy across the table could very well have cards up his sleeve. Shit, the dealer could turn over 3 7s. You could buff your way out of it. But no one can blame you for losing that hand.

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023