Butter Churner

When a man sits or lays down, and a girl, with a ponytail on the high part of her head. Then, the man grabs the ponytail and pushes the ponytail up and down while she gives the man head. Continues, to make the act of churning butter. Then, with the big finale, sweet salty butter is made.

Me and my girl were butter churnin', and it was awesome.

I made like, a gallon of butter last night.

Your girl is great at the butter churner.

by Squattin' Masta' January 26, 2010

sperm churner

See scrotum.

My sperm churner is working overtime today.

by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003

chauner

The male reproductive unit which is used to annihilate the opposite sex.

Last night I was tipping a dame with my chauner and than decided to go balls deep.

by Tip-toucher2310 May 6, 2009

amish butter-churner

When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.

"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"

by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

churnerator

someone that creates unnecessary or unproductive work or stress (that is, “churn”); 2) a person responsible for inducing wide-spread distraction, especially in an organization. Synonyms: crisis generator, crisis architect, chucklehead.

“My new co-worker a bona fide churnerator; he is very proficient at identifying hypothetical problems, magnifying their importance, and proposing expensive solutions to fix them.”

by El Heje December 6, 2009

Butter churner

When a lactating women fills a cup with breast milk then a man pours that into her vagina as a lubricant and proceeds to penetrate in and out in a churning motion until a frothy, vitamin filled, butter is made

We did the butter churner last night and had some home grown buttered toast for breakfast .

by God Banjo April 28, 2016