Chuddling

To cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the "big" spoon place one arm around the "little" spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached.

Person 1: Did you reach second base with Mandy?

Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.

Person 1: How did you know she liked it?

Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.

Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*

by Awkword One April 28, 2010

Churning while burning

Multiple partners performing a merry go round on a female while at the same time rotating and smoking a blunt.

We penetrated her as we were churning while burning.

by The Messenger July 6, 2015

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

by tenesmus September 11, 2016

Churning Up Pollution

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.

He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005

Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.

After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.

by William W. March 13, 2007

Chudging

To follow someone with the intent of making them like you, the usual result being that the center of your affection becomes annoyed with you. Best described as "When you become so obsessed with someone that you cock-block yourself".

Amanda agrees with everything Mike says because she's chudging on him.

by Jonathan Wier May 13, 2008