Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

chuffed

Proud, or happy, or pleased with ones self or the situation.

Can also mean overly pleased with oneself (sarcastic chuffed) when it isn't deserved, if you're a chav.

Not to be confused with chuff, which can refer to a female's privates, or chuffpipe which can refer to anus/asshole, or chuffer, which is a insult or derogatory label for a person.

I'm chuffed to bits because I've just won 50 quid on a scratch card!

by bigperk January 7, 2016

chuffed

1. Pleased or delighted.
2. Annoyed or aggravated.

I was feeling chuffed that both definitions weren't on here. So I added it and now I'm chuffed.

by sir haxalot February 1, 2014

chaffetz

Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz

Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.

by DcUnited February 13, 2017

Cheffetary

A Cheffetary is any individual who makes Kraft E-Z mac extraordinarily well, in fact so well it dwarfs all other types of microwaveable macaroni. Cheffetaries are most commonly seen in and around the Philadelphia area, but have been noted to be seen in North Jersey as well. Identifying characteristics include (but are not limited to)
*A Slick Haircut
*Getting lots of bitches
*Unexplainable hordes of E-Z Mac

Guy 1 - Dude I live right down the hall from a Cheffetary.

Guy 2 - Shit man, you never have to buy E-Z Mac again!

by gigantor13 March 4, 2009

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022

self chuffed

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"

He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.

by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023