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Chutney Tunnel

Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.
When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.
by stuart71857 May 22, 2008
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Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009
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Up the Chutney

A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.
by HUsstlebooger June 4, 2007
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chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
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Chutney music

Indian Music originating from the Caribbean Islands.

Made popular by the "King of Chutney Music" Sundar Popo!

A favourite Among Indo-Caribbeans in New york,Miami and London.
Chutney music is a hybrid of Latin/African/European Pop and Indian Classical musical styles and is from the Caribbean States of Guyana and Trinidad.
by Donny Ramsoondar July 4, 2004
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Butt Chutney

Fecal discharge of more robust composition than bum gravy, but less substantial than normal constituted turd. Rating approximately 5 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
Oh man I had such amazing butt chutney after the curry last night.
by itpro420 April 22, 2010
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Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.
Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good
by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013
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