Christmas Drift 

A holiday tradition with early aboriginal roots that is a final farewell/goodbye to the holiday season. Christmas Drift is always celebrated on January 2 and traditionally involves:

-wearing socks you've received as a Christmas gift
-lighting fireworks
-burning of the Christmas tree(s)
-preparing homemade pizza
-doing 'donuts' in an icy parking lot
-eating boxed supermarket cake
-viewing a Will Smith film
-lighting a sparkler before bed as a final farewell to Christmas Drift and the holiday season

Christmas Drift is a joyful occasion but at the same time can also be quite sad as you reflect on previous holiday season, and prepare for the long wait until next Christmas.

I'm sad that Christmas is over, but soon we get to burn the tree on Christmas Drift! Yaaay!

Christmas Drift by Kevin Smiley January 2, 2018

Griswoldian Christmas Display 

From the 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' movie character, Clark Griswold and his overdone Christmas lights display.

Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.

Jack: Dude, you're late for work again. And you've been looking like hell lately. What's up?

Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!

Griswoldian Christmas Display by Wasabi-Woman December 7, 2009

christmas dinner 

A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

christmas dinner by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004

Christmas drizzle 

Get your peeped very hard, dip it in glue pretending that it is peepe juice. Next shred wraping paper and sprinkle it on your peepee and go ooga booga some friends.

come for some Christmas drizzle

Christmas drizzle by Krooty May 6, 2018

The Christmas Delivery 

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

The Christmas Delivery by Fogt December 16, 2017

Post Christmas Depression (PCD) 

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.

Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.

Post Christmas Depression (PCD) by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008

Christmas dump 

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

Christmas dump by StevensSon January 26, 2023