christani

The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.

ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!

by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020

Christane

A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time

Christane is a lovable person.

by Anthony_jones August 30, 2015

Christabel-Infidel

An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.

Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.

by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008

Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.

Christance calls herself christy

by Coke_can June 25, 2018

Chrislande

She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She will always make you laugh with her inappropriate jokes. She's a very genuine person. If you become friends with her consider yourself lucky becasue you'll never find someone who cares about you so deeply.

Hey man what's wrong?

Nothing really I'm just- today is not my day

Here come on let's go see chrislande her and her nasty jokes will make you feel better XD

by Malerie October 20, 2020

Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

by JackD March 20, 2005

christabell

One of the shortest people that you will ever meet. She is loyal as a chihuahua. Fun to be around. She will randomly cut people or bite them and then when they have been defeated raise them up to the highest of their potential. She is a crazy nigga but a good nigga.

Dang man she just bite my ankle she's such a christabell

by Habitually strange May 10, 2016