Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.
If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.
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This boar of a chrispcream grazed my arm this morning in passing, and no matter how many times I wash it, the sticky stench still lingers.
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Get the Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers mug.An alleged Christian that hates all sinners, especially gays and liberals.
A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.
A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.
A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.
A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.
A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.
Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?
Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!
These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!
All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!
The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!
These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!
All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!
The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!
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Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.
Noun) Catholic (or any other Christian) who shows up to church only on Christmas and Easter. They usually take the pews and parking spots of regular church attendees.
by AllieGator35 February 2, 2008
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