Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.

1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"

by Spacecadet August 14, 2012

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verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

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When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

by taegue June 26, 2019

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making obtuse notes that only they understand
doing something on a group project and not telling anyone about it
doing something slightly wrong that still works

person 1: did you see that person 3 fixed that thing for out project?
person 2: no, they didn't say anything in the group chat about it....
person 1: i know, right? person 3 is always christing

by isoul22 November 7, 2023

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Christing is like planking, but making your body in the shape of a cross.

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Dude, is he planking?
-Nah, man, he's Christing!

by Ev Tuc August 28, 2011

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