Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Cormstick

(n.) Lazy ginger who has to think about moving off a couch/chair before actually doing it. This thinking process could be between 30 minutes to a few hours.

Person1: Hey cormstick. You want to go get some free weed next door.
Person2: I dont know man. I love weed. Sit down. wait a minute.
Person1: Are you serious. its free. your useless.

by SasquatchHunter May 11, 2010

Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015