asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

Chopsticked

a synonym for double penetration.

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her

by Capt. DP September 20, 2009

Crompstache

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009

Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.

1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.

by solman November 20, 2010

Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

by stashmaster August 17, 2012

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021