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Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 6, 2012
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choleric

I don't see how he gets strongly choleric from this chart at all.
*. Choleric temper, seek to irritate him.
*. Choleric temp eram ent with his SoM Merc ury in a fixed sign on the ASC.
by nallaten March 15, 2014
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ecto cooler

The official drink of Slimer, Ecto Cooler is a glorious Hi-C juice that came in a large can or juicebox back in the days when Ray, Egon, Venkman and that black dude weren't afraid of no ghosts! It was green so as one could simulate drinking slime, or more appropriately ectoplasm.
Yo Jimmy, my mom forgot to pack me a lunch and I see that you got two delicious Ecto Cooler juiceboxes in your Thundercats lunchbox. May I have one?
by SLava78 August 22, 2006
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Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).
What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
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Meat Cooler

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."
by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009
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cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?
by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008
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Reverse Montgomery Cooler

Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler

The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses

Into the one standing upses holes
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"
by Niktionary.com October 18, 2023
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