I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

Choonez

Noun (origins Belizean)- Anything and everything that's not negative. A concept and theory only those who have experience it may use. Used to describe a joyful, exciting and or thrilling time, event, or thing.

Dude last night we went all over the city, Tavern, thirsty thursdays, Club, Albert street, ketch eena fight with soh whore, gaan da gian bench n drink till sunrise...was choonez indeed

by GI JON69 June 25, 2010

chobber

In Glasgow this means "person who ate all the pies"

"See that guy Dave, he's a pure chobber, he ate all the pies"

by weelaurabee August 6, 2016

chomber

another word for cringe

person 1 “you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“

by pog63837518 September 9, 2023

Chobes

Weighty well formed voluptuous breasts

Man she has some miraculous chobes!

by Chet Bang November 18, 2010