Choklitt Rekt

To surprise someone so utterly and completely they shit themselves. Usually occurs in video games.

DUDE!! I just Choklitt Rekt this guy with a shotgun in CoD, I literally heard him shit over his microphone.
I think he took Taco Tuesday a little too seriously...

by DudeBruh April 8, 2015

choolie

A mix of chump and fool.

Man dude, Will is a choolie!

by Eri_R April 25, 2006

chocolicious

the act of coving another person in a chocolate flavored substance and then licking it off

Andrea was incredibly chocolicious last night; I might go back for seconds tonight.

by Outlaw2097 June 5, 2005

chokokillin

chokokillin is when u hittin the blunt and you damn near die from choking... got that good good

Wutcha doin?

not shyt chokokillin at mah boi's place.....

by smokin that dank March 8, 2009

Chokolade kiks

It's a national danish main dish that consists of a tomato cracker without tomato. It was inventet by the mothman.

Uhhh Janice, what a nice chokolade kiks you have made!

by yayahussinato abillou September 20, 2021

chocolitoris

1) A piece of hot vajayjay covered in Chocolate sauce.

2) A big black vagina belonging to an angry black woman.

3) Brenna

1) "Damn, Kim was so hot last night, especially when she whipped out the chocolitoris and laid it on a brother."

2) "Shaniquia has a chocolitoris like no other,it bit my finger off, yo."

3)
Bro1: "She is a Brenna."
Bro2: "Dude, whats a Brenna?"
Bro1: "A dead sexy chick, that will rock your world. She brought sexy back, and returned it without a receipt."

by BowestRocks69 April 3, 2007

Chopolitegasim

a euphoric feeling that sometimes evokes a physical response when one eats or thinks about a Chopolite burrito.

Jevens had to go to the bathroom to clean up from his Chopolitegasim after he had a massive Chopolite burrito.

or

I had to change my shorts after my Chopolitegasim because I ate two massive burritos for lunch.

by J to the T to the J March 22, 2009