sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

Chonie Fuck

Dry humping or feeling the crotch or groin of someone through their underwear, or sometimes, pants.

She only let him chonie fuck her because she signed one of those virginity pledges.

by YaddaYaddaYaddaEarToTheGround November 29, 2010

chefie

the act of putting on an oven mitt and masturbating. Usually done to spice things up after an ungloved hand becomes too used up or familiar.

Karla's not around to hook me up with them buttcheeks and a bj. Hmmm, guess I'm in the mood for a chefie. Better go get my favorite oven mitt.

by BigCojones September 20, 2013

coofie

a hat that u wear on your head

Yo, I'll smock the coofie off yo head, nigga.

by lil girl May 17, 2005

pee pee chonies

when someone takes a comment too personal & gets bummed; someone that doesnt know how to laugh at themselves.

"Dont get all pee pee chonies, I was just kidding"

"Orale, that vato got all pee pee chonies because his hyna was laughing at him"

by A.jolie89 November 20, 2009

Chofer

When somone is talking non-stop, gives you TMI, or just talking too much about a non-intresting things, you call him "A Digger", come from the phrase "diggs in the brain", wich mean, boring you.

Person one: blablablablablablabla.
Person two: Men, Your'e such a Chofer we'll soon find oil.

by Naor623715 August 28, 2010

Chodie noballs

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.

Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010