noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.
"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
by Strange Blue Objects September 26, 2006
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Get the chiffy mug.A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.
Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.
by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011
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Get the Coffy mug.In between soft and medium in hardness. When something becomes more choff, it goes from being soft to being harder. For example, a hard bed is not actually hard, it would be choff.
by Sexypancake July 20, 2017
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by Sam4240 April 30, 2009
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