Chodemedian

(noun)A comedian that is not funny and says corny jokes.

My little brother thinks he's a professional comedian, but he is a chodemedian because his jokes suck.

by dhuang456 February 14, 2009

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

chomelet

a delicious omelet with crunched up cheetos.

Felicia is having a chomelet

by Feliciatweetz June 10, 2009

ChodeBerry

Another name for a blackberry because it is almost wider than its height, hence the name "chode" in "chodeberry," and a chode is a fat dick that is wider than its height.

EX1: A lot of people text on their chodeberries.

EX2: He played Dick Breaker on his ChodeBerry, which is a really bad game and is another name for Brick Breaker.

by matt9236 January 19, 2010

chodeweiser

The beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of STDs.

Darryl had a sixer of Chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his penis to check for STDs.

by scrotguy November 24, 2005

Choddle

The act of having ones chode yodeled.

That chick gives some good choddle.

by Jay and Luke March 17, 2008