Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Code Monkeys

A show on G4TV Network that follows the lives of 1980's game programmers Dave and his best friend Jerry. They work for a company called Gameavision, a name play on the classic game company Activision, and are constantly causing problems (and in the 3rd episode leaving, only to return after their failed company, Stonervision, goes baknrupt) at the company. The show is animated in an 8-bit art style, and much of the show's humor is based off of video games.

Code Monkeys Episode 2, E.T

Dave: One more question, why is my penis green?
Jerry: Well I can explain that too, because around 2 a.m., high out of your mind Dave, you painted it so it would look like, and I quote, "A sexual serpant capable of spitting its venom everywhere."
Dave: Damn it, I knew I was a genius.

by Alex Freeman January 1, 2009

codemonkey

Supreme ruler of project rockstar
Creator of life, A Rockstar life.

All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him

by colin miles February 21, 2004

chodeamonkey

a derogatory word used towards an individual displaying incompetents and or idiotic behavior

John is a chodeamonkey for wrecking his car.

by Daniel Kittrell February 9, 2007

codemonkeys

An awesome tv show on G4 tv.

I'm going to watch codemonkeys.

by whore lover May 3, 2008

codemonkey

1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.

1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002