Chocolate thunder

while having anal sex the women farts and shits on your dick
John 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

John 2:what dude thats NASTY!!!
John 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.
by Hewhoknowsblunkin September 01, 2011
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Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.
I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.
by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006
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Chocolate thunder

My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!
by Laquesha shit nigger March 19, 2011
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Chocolate Thunder

A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.
Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.
by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009
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Really hot black males! AYE!
Ashley: yo did you just see that chocolate thunder??

Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!
by Chocolover January 22, 2011
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A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.
by 220B March 28, 2009
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