Chocolate thunder

while having anal sex the women farts and shits on your dick

John 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

John 2:what dude thats NASTY!!!
John 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.

by Hewhoknowsblunkin August 31, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.

I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.

by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006

Chocolate thunder

When a black girl poops

My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!

by Laquesha shit nigger March 18, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.

Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.

by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009

Chocolate Thunder

Really hot black males! AYE!

Ashley: yo did you just see that chocolate thunder??

Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!

by Chocolover January 22, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Chocolate Thunder

A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.

(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)

Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.

by 220B March 27, 2009