choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013

choc buds

Choc buds is the term used to describe brown nipples.

She walked out of the shower , water beading off her choc buds.

Look at those little choc buddies.

by JohnnyBGoodie October 8, 2017

choc bear

A white female who has sex with a black male who then gets a tatto 'choc bear' on her inner thigh.

"Hey Sheila, did you get a choc bear last night?"

by jeff_123 September 13, 2016

Choc Dip

Like the favourite 80's schooltime treat, to have a choc dip means to insert your finger into a girl's bum whilst you are in the middle of fingering her.

I went round Susan's last night and got myself a Choc Dip.

by reggie007 July 23, 2010

Choc Nose

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.

You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!

by Mista April 21, 2003

Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.

'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,

by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012

Rolo Choc

a term used to describe an incredibly handsome guy with heavenly looks. Just like the chocolate, the guy is likely to be divinely tanned on the exterior and sweet like caramel on the inside. These guys are very rare to find so treasure them.

Lucy: "woah... emma, look i think i just spotted a damn gorgeous looking Rolo Choc by the DJ... girl... he fine" :)

by 4lyfe June 13, 2010