choadology

the study of choads and there purpose

dude you're a choad you should go to the school of choadology.

by wekillacoolkid June 29, 2009

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

CHOADE

Chilling Hard On A Deck Everyday

Term used in colleges in and around Providence, Rhode Island.

The "deck" refers to the deck in front of many college dorms and fraternity houses built in the architectural tradition of New England.

"Bro, I'm bored. Let's choade for a bit, it's nice outside"
"Sure, dude. We can check out the ladies while sitting on the deck"

"Yo dude, what are you doing later?"
"Just choadin' with the bros while pounding some beer"

by BrownBearDRR December 10, 2009

choade

The partition of skin on the male anatomy between your testicles and anus, usually has marginal pubic hair on it.

Yo, when you mooned me last night, you bent over way too far, I had a visual of your strangely enourmous choade!

by KC the gawd August 5, 2008

choaderific

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.

"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)

by Malcolm D November 11, 2006