Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .

"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!

by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010

choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.

BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.

by uhRedux April 19, 2017

Chokking up the tok

Getting to the money

I was chokking up the tok when I was selling bricks

by KxlebG January 20, 2023

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

choking kink

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.

Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020