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Chlamydia frat bro

Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"

"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
by AlexaBlake June 16, 2017
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Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.
Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.
by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
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Chlamydia Shorts

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.
“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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Chlamydia

what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.
"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."
by suckyourmum02 January 2, 2020
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Chlamydia

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!
by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018
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Chlamydia

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas
by Gurl69 October 20, 2013
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