Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.

Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!

by fistintheface October 21, 2010

clackwanker

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots

Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker

by amalkadog September 30, 2019

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!

A phrase used when someone does something stupid, or something goes wrong.

Person 1 trips over.

Person 2: "Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!"

by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009

clackety clack

the sound created when you shake a pair, or more, of dice together

I can hear clackety clack coming from the craps table.

by slothlovechunk August 23, 2006

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016