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Chipotle Hangover

a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.
rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
by pokAtok August 30, 2010
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Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?
by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015
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Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.
She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!
by Swagsterray August 6, 2016
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Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.
After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome
by Turkeymash August 18, 2014
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conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."
by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005
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