choppington

choppington is a small shit hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the spunk produced by bulls. Inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. No other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, but also vicious rapings which happen often in the area.

'choppington' a real horrible place

by sam plank January 12, 2012

chazington

A man who is constantly searching for a pink cat.

This chazington guy keeps following me….

by duck_human March 30, 2023

Chavington

n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.

Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Chumpington

Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chumpington would be a higher level of chumpsky or a leader of chumps.

"Hey look, its Mr. Chumpington"
"That person is a Chumpington"
"What a Chumpington"

by chumpinghaterton February 26, 2009

Chavington

A mocking term for certain chav that try to (and fail) act sophisticated, they will momentarily drop their native colloquial language and use real words to lure in the more gullible. The one's lured in are likely to be mugged.

"This man's monacle suites his fake Adidas tracksuites perfectly, he's obviously a chavington."

by criticalcritic November 1, 2013

chadington

a title given to a man when he does something chadlike or gigachadlike

mark luther chadington: im kinda loneley

bell clown delphine: i'll be your gf

mark luther chadington: not my type

by sullysully5 May 20, 2022

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005