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Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017
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Cheerioing

The process of licking a cheerio (cereal) and sticking them to the face of someone sleeping. It can also be done by crushing the cheerios into a powder, wetting the sleeping persons face, and sprinkling the powder on to it.
Guy 1: hey lets cheerio jon
Guy 2: ya sure, cheerioing is so much fun
by RedJoe 55 December 16, 2011
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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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Cheekling

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.
That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.
Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.
by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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cheating bitch

A Cheating Bitch, is usualy the term used to refer to a girlfriend, or wife, that cheats on their boyfriend or husband.
You F**king cheating bitch how could you do this to me.
by unknown March 20, 2003
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