cheesevan

Mid-Day quickie with a dude who drives around with cheese that he delivers but doesn't make.

Ugh, you guys, I was doing so good with not being a huge slut, but then got totally cheesevanned yesterday.

by DuckandOFace November 28, 2013

cheeseboard

The definition of a complete twat, acting in a manner considered too gay for normal society, or somebody who you just down right wanna punch.

My mate Shaun went out last night and pulled this Aussie bloke. What a cheeseboard.

This cheeseboard was pissing everyone off last night, so I munged his gran.

by evil_moses May 6, 2010

cheesemosa

CheeZ-Mo-Sa
–adjective,
1. of or like awesome: pertaining to an approval; a thumbs up.
2. Slang. opposite of an inferior or cheap; chintzy: The movie's special effects were cheesemosa.

Cheesemosa! Mr. Larrinaga that was stupendous!

by Mr. Chandlm April 14, 2008

cheeseboat

1. Douchebag

2. One who lies about their age on a forum

3. To commit an act of beastiality

1. Why did you neg me!? OMG! n00B!

2. Self explanitory

3. So I was cheeseboating the cat and it ran away. Then it came back and licked my butthole.

by kkid28 September 17, 2006

dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.

Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."

by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008

cheesemosa

A mimosa, but with queso in place of orange juice.

Betsy, always orders the Cheesemosa during brunch.

by AlbinoIguana January 18, 2017

cheeseorama

when multiple somethings happens that are to do with cheese, that is a cheeseorama

(lots of thing to do with cheese happen) ' well that was a cheeseorama'

by unamazing_person March 6, 2018