cheeseburger

some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.

"there goes little vincent. he just had his diaper changed. he's such a cheeseburger."

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

cheeseburger

The act of taking one's penis (las the burger) and wrapping ones ballsack around it (where the buns would be)

Pat whipped out his dick and stuck that damn cheeseburger in my face

by SuperstudentG February 24, 2003

cheeseburger

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese

luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

cheeseburger

chronic laced with crack. offshoot of hamburger which means marijuana.

a hamburger with cheese in it.

wanna blaze some good shit?
what a cheeseburger?
a what?
some chronic with crack son
oh fo sho

by culeto September 5, 2006

cheeseburger

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.

"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

cheeseburger

A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.

Did you see that Heifer coming out the bank, shes going to be my cheeseburger.

by ryseone January 21, 2008

cheeseburger

A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.

"That cheeseburgeris talking to your girl better move in there quick!"

by Jake Patterson September 8, 2008