Cheez-it

a white person who tans too much

Damn Steve you need to stop taning your starting to bec ome a cheez-it

by RedruM93 November 26, 2009

Cheez-it

An awesome cheesse cracker snack that can make you constipated, this is caused by eating too many.

Dude, I ate 2 boxes of cheez-its & i became constipated! FUCK!

by cheezeit June 24, 2009

Cheez-It hangover

this is the feeling of dehydration and overall malaise that you get in the morning after eating half of a box or more of Sunshine brand Cheez-Its.

you're late again! what's up?

oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.

Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from

by Ohio driver March 28, 2012

cheez it

Verb - To leave in a hurry, usually from impending doom or harm to one's person

The cops showed up at this kegger so we totally had to cheez it out of there.

by jaci418 December 24, 2007

cheez-it

a racist term meaning a "cracker" that should be white but is orange as a result of over-use of tanning products and/or tanning beds.

That cheez-it needs to cut back on the tanning spray.

by kneebeau December 3, 2009

Cheez-it Christ

A humorous way of saying Jesus Christ

“Cheez-it christ, that was horrifying!”

by ArtisticIdiot April 27, 2023

Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014