Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

by Pinesal January 10, 2009

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

Cheeburger

Cheeburger is when a girls camel toe is so thick and juicy that it looks like to cheese burger buns collapsing onto each other

Hey check out amys camel toe bro, yeah man she got that cheeburger

by Geo L. February 21, 2015

Cheekus

A Mythological warrior princes of Cherub and Angelo-Saxton decent whose facial cheeks exceeds the average amount of fatty tissue, creating a cute and doll like appearence.

Did you ever read the story about Cheekus and Goliath?

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006

heeby cheebs

marijuana

You got any heebey cheebs?

by Joe October 6, 2003

cheesus

A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.

Today I ate my first cheesus.

by Kelzor November 13, 2005