Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011

Checkpoint Charlie

A driver who frequently and rapidly changes lanes on a highway, motorway or dual carriageway appearing to be weaving between invisible checkpoints.

"That guy's all over the road - he must be a Checkpoint Charlie!"
"Keep an eye on your rear view, there are a lot of Checkpoint Charlies on this road."

by Gandasaurous June 19, 2017

Checkpoint 03

-err 2104-
-please check codebook on how to fix error 2104-
-shutting down-

i'm writing this at 7 in the morning and i'm really tired
god i need sleep
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by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint 02

Good job, you made it to the second checkpoint..
-TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED-
Unfortunately, Candice wasn't so lucky.
Who's Candice, you ask?
Candi-
-TRANSMISSION FIXED-
I don't know what happened. Anyways, relax at this checkpoint until you're ready to go through the next area of sex-related definitions.

in the last checkpoint i said that my dumbass was making checkpoints for people

Checkpoint 02

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Internet Checkpoint

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.

I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

by Fridgelous Prime March 15, 2024

Checkpoint Charlie

When two absolute superpowers are fucking each other, sexually or in a physical confrontation.

*sees Danny Devito pounding Dr.Phils asshole* "Damn thats one Checkpoint Charlie!"

by Thomas_On_Reddit December 23, 2019

Red Eye Checkpoint

A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.

Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.

by ammonger September 29, 2025