Checkpoint 03

-err 2104-
-please check codebook on how to fix error 2104-
-shutting down-

i'm writing this at 7 in the morning and i'm really tired
god i need sleep
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by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Bordar Crossing Checkpoint

That one very underrated game on Roblox which is very cool!

Person 1: I found this one game called Bordar Crossing Checkpoint made by a guy named Lukekruger123
Person 2: Let´s play it then!

by Noobsoldier June 20, 2021

IP Checkpoint

An "IP Checkpoint" is when the woman you're about have sex with whips around, reveals themselves to in fact be a man, and shoots a load in your face. The term was coined as a nod to the well-known fact that many Iraqi Police are corrupt and likely to betray you.

John: "So I wanted to go munting last night but got back too late, so I went down to the CAC to chill and met this fine looking woman. We started talking and then she invited me back to her room. So we head back to her room, she turns down the lights, we're making out, her chin's a little scratchy but you know how some women are, things are going great and she tells me she wants me to take her from behind and I'm thinking to myself "whoa, straight to anal, that's something" but I'm up for it. So she puts her hands up on the window and sticks her ass out and I'm thinking "Damn, too bad E isn't here or we could have a David Copperfield" and then she suddenly whips around and blasts me in the face with a load of baby batter!Dude pulled an IP checkpoint! I haven't been that suprised since that Spiderwoman last week. I guess I should have stuck to my plans and gone munting."

by Einbahnstrasse January 13, 2010

Internet Checkpoint

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.

Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.

by SidonTheTroll June 15, 2023

Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011

Awkward Checkpoint

When you are playing Call of Duty (any of them) on Veteran difficulty, and you get a checkpoint where there is somebody just about to kill you, and you have to endanger yourself to kill them, and normally die quickly.

Dude, I'm just about to finish 'Dowfall', but that guy with the Panzershrek keeps killing me. This is such an awkward checkpoint.

by Colin H. Christ June 29, 2009

radar checkpoint

synonym for the new guard-rail radars being used by police officers, due to the belief that they can, will and are being used to also track where you and you car is at certain intervals, and where you go, in an effort to thwart certain people's alibis, for example.

"Sir, I was at home last night around 11 pm."
"Actually, one of our radar checkpoints indicate that you were, in fact, headed towards the marshes around that time, which is where we found your ex girlfriend."
"Well, big brother has fucked me right up the ass, there, didn't he?"
"He sure did, son. Now time for prison rape for the rest of your life."

by Jon Wagner July 12, 2013