"LyK oNG bILly jOeL Iz LyK dA hAwTeST gUY EvA!!!!@#!111!1"
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Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.
by Carwrek July 27, 2006
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by theystolemyidentity April 12, 2008
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1. A shortening of words, generally English, in an attempt to type more quickly and easily.
2. A series of abbreviations used to represents words and phrases in order to increase internet typing speed.
3. A language seen almost exclusively on the internet in chatrooms, instant messenger programs, online games, and message boards or forums; usually a shortened, abbreviated version of English.
4. In chatspeak, there is generally an absence of proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
2. A series of abbreviations used to represents words and phrases in order to increase internet typing speed.
3. A language seen almost exclusively on the internet in chatrooms, instant messenger programs, online games, and message boards or forums; usually a shortened, abbreviated version of English.
4. In chatspeak, there is generally an absence of proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
Below are some various forms of chatspeak:
Letters
1. Vowels are often ommitted
2. duplicate consonants are sometimes ommitted
3. "z" is often substituted for "c"
4. "i" and "y" become interchangeable (lyke means like; mi means my)
Words
1. Whatever becomes w/e; Because becomes b/c, bc, cuz, bcuz, b-cuz, cuz, cause
2. Any becomes NE, ne (ne1 means anyone); Am becomes M (I m kool)
3. Girlfriend/Boyfriend become GF/BF
4. Our/Are become R; You becomes U; Your/You're become UR; See/Sea become C; Be/Bee/Be- become B (b4 means before)
5. One/Won become 1; To/Two/Too become 2; For/Four/Fore become 4; ate/eight become 8 (singular or within words: Gr8 means Great; Sk8r means Skater)
6. -ight endings become -ite (tonite/2nite means tonight)
Phrases
1. LOL - Laughing out loud; lots of laughs
2. ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
3. LMAO - Laughing my ass off
4. OMG - Oh my god
5. JK - Just kidding
6. TTYL/T2UL - Talk to you later
Conversation
A: OMG did U C that grrl 2dai
B: ya she wuz 2 funy i thot she wuz goin 2 fall down 4 sur!
A: me2 lol but we 1 the game so w/e! do u wanna c a movie 2nite
B: ya totlly u shud cum 2 mi house B4
A: k i g2g c u l8r gf
B: k ttyl
Letters
1. Vowels are often ommitted
2. duplicate consonants are sometimes ommitted
3. "z" is often substituted for "c"
4. "i" and "y" become interchangeable (lyke means like; mi means my)
Words
1. Whatever becomes w/e; Because becomes b/c, bc, cuz, bcuz, b-cuz, cuz, cause
2. Any becomes NE, ne (ne1 means anyone); Am becomes M (I m kool)
3. Girlfriend/Boyfriend become GF/BF
4. Our/Are become R; You becomes U; Your/You're become UR; See/Sea become C; Be/Bee/Be- become B (b4 means before)
5. One/Won become 1; To/Two/Too become 2; For/Four/Fore become 4; ate/eight become 8 (singular or within words: Gr8 means Great; Sk8r means Skater)
6. -ight endings become -ite (tonite/2nite means tonight)
Phrases
1. LOL - Laughing out loud; lots of laughs
2. ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
3. LMAO - Laughing my ass off
4. OMG - Oh my god
5. JK - Just kidding
6. TTYL/T2UL - Talk to you later
Conversation
A: OMG did U C that grrl 2dai
B: ya she wuz 2 funy i thot she wuz goin 2 fall down 4 sur!
A: me2 lol but we 1 the game so w/e! do u wanna c a movie 2nite
B: ya totlly u shud cum 2 mi house B4
A: k i g2g c u l8r gf
B: k ttyl
by Cadence Raine January 11, 2009
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Person: lyke, OMGZ!11111 i luvvvv ch4tsP34k!!1111
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!
by Cheyenne. Yup. June 24, 2005
Get the chatspeak mug.A way of typing words online to:
1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads
It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.
Ex:
1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O
1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads
It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.
Ex:
1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O
(Chatspeak user): Lyk lolz0rz I pwn u!!!11!!!1!!1!1
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
by Need a Name August 22, 2007
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example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
by Jamesuddin May 13, 2006
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rocks will become rox
chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
rocks will become rox
chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
by haterposer January 15, 2007
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