Good for nothing frog girl, kleptomaniac, phone disabler with weird ass friends and also screams rlly loud
by Snlpa March 29, 2022
Get the chasina mug.A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013
Get the urban chastionary mug.A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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The feeling of euphoria when completing tasks or goals of a vanilla or kink variety that work towards the goal of being released from chastity.
An antonym of chastrated.
An antonym of chastrated.
I got up early this morning, cleaned the whole house, weeded the garden and wrote in my chastity log. When I got a thumbs up from Mistress, I felt chastitastic!
by marky lune July 31, 2020
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by MR.O AKA "SAMOAN SUPERMAN" April 14, 2021
Get the chestina mug.Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.
by HC Q May 15, 2009
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