Chard 

Chewing Tobacco, skoal, grizzly, stokers

Want to pack a chard real quick?

Chard by charder November 21, 2010

Chard 

To show someone up at something.
To brag consistantly about something you have done.
To walk around in a wife beater/shirt off.
To make yourself sound better with lies or false statements.
To belittle someone to make yourself feel better.
To fish for complements.

Mike: "Man I really want to learn how to backflip"

Dave: "Oh yeh? Well its super easy, I can do it in my sleep."

Mike: "Dude stop charding it!"

Chard by Man Bear September 5, 2009

Chard 

A term used to describe a friend. In English; "mate", "kidda", "Lad". Mainly used amongst groups of scouse males.

When you speak to your friend. "You ok" friend "Yer Chard"

Chard by Munkey_man December 30, 2006

Chard 

A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.

Ew whats that thing over there?

Thats Chard Licking His Booty Shit.

Chard by goose1111 April 3, 2009

Chard 

To 'Chard' something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. Using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into sexual deeds.

Often associated with dirty old men.

"So how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?"

"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"

Chard by Stinkyminky December 4, 2012

Chard 

Pronounced as “Cherd”. A term coined by an Israeli man, named BJ, who never wears a shirt or shoes. Used as a general term for whatever the hell you want, as long as it sounds cool.

Person 1: “Want to chard some rakija with me?”
Person 2: “Hell ya, man! Chard on!”

Chard by Chard101 June 5, 2018

chard 

a burnt chode

dude I was setting fire to my farts yesterday and I got a nasty chard. luckily I had the aloe vera on call

chard by gladweenus February 13, 2019