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Chanukwanzmasolstadan

The all-inclusive winter holiday greeting, addressing Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Solstice and Ramadan all in one convenient word. Created to avoid any War-On-Christmas discussions when making any holiday greetings that are not specific to Christmas. See also:
Happy Chanukwansmasolstadan, my multi-ethnic friends!

I didn't want my Republican friends to bitch that i was killing Santa and Jesus when I said Happy Holidays, so I went around saying "Happy Chanukwanzmasolstadan" to everyone I met just to cover my bases.
by xxxmas December 28, 2011
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chanukah

Hard way of prounouncing: *clearing throat sound*-nuh-kah) (Easy christian way: Han-uh-kah)
1. A Jewish holiday that celebrates the victory of the Maccabees over the greeks. Basically.
2. The time when Jewish kids can brag to their Christian friends on how they get chocolate and presents for eight days, while Christian kids only get one day.
1. OMG! I can't believe you don't know the Chanukah story with the Maccabees and all that!
2. While the Smiths' were taking forever getting their Christmas tree up, the Rothenburg's were eating chocolate by their Menorah, which took a second to put up.
by Elyana October 1, 2006
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chanikya

A smart,cute,loving,caring boy. Talented and Clever...
Be like chanikya
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Chanukah Machine

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.
Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.
by Aaron S. January 22, 2005
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Chanukah

Chanukah is basically Hanukah but for people who are chubby.
Person 1: Hey chubby person, are you Jewish?
Chubby Person: Why yes I am.
Person 1: So do you celebrate Hanukah?
Chubby Person: Nope. I celebrate Chanukah.
by Super Ducky October 26, 2018
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chalukya

Some people fear the fire but some are born from it , they are one such.Romantic , beautiful,kind, intelligent ,caring and extremely short tempered !Their anger is not just anger, it’s rage ! They are a complete package.They make things happen no matter the challenges .They would die for someone who truely loves and values them .They are keepers,if uve got one of them , treasure them!
Oh..iam in complete awe of Chalukya “
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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chanakya

i wonder why chanakya is such a simp
by Bob The Builder 1 0 2 June 9, 2022
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