Definitions by Elyana

chanukah 

Hard way of prounouncing: *clearing throat sound*-nuh-kah) (Easy christian way: Han-uh-kah)
1. A Jewish holiday that celebrates the victory of the Maccabees over the greeks. Basically.
2. The time when Jewish kids can brag to their Christian friends on how they get chocolate and presents for eight days, while Christian kids only get one day.

1. OMG! I can't believe you don't know the Chanukah story with the Maccabees and all that!
2. While the Smiths' were taking forever getting their Christmas tree up, the Rothenburg's were eating chocolate by their Menorah, which took a second to put up.

chanukah by Elyana October 1, 2006