Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one

Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome

by B0hem September 29, 2010

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".

Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.

by Jack Squat February 23, 2005

Channel Park Shocker

A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".

That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.

by W.Mesh November 4, 2009

Channel Cheap-Shot

(N.) Responding to a comment on a Youtube video by tying in the other party's channel name with your response. Usually done when you disagree with the other person's comment.

- GrEeNdAy_rox: Ew, metal is such bad music

- Raped.Soul.666: Who r u 2 talk? u like Greenday lol fag

- GrEeNdAy_rox: way 2 channel cheap-shot

by CHCHPSHT June 23, 2011

"Children's" youtube channels

This includes couple, family, and prank channels (made for kids).
They undermine things like physical abuse, kidnappings, and sexual abuse.

Man, "Children's" youtube channels are so bad.

by greg gregory gregith the third January 16, 2021