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chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.
"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."
by Copper_head December 31, 2007
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chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate
1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.
by nervedoc December 5, 2010
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Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Chemisexual

A individual of a otherwise non-defined sexual orientation.
One that focuses upon drugs (including alochol)
vs physical sex with another in social or intimate situations.

A individual that places drug use above the possibility of sexual realtions.
I've always wondered about Tyrone,
I can't tell if he's gay or whatever...
All I see is him doing is taking different drugs and hanging out.
I've never seen him get with anyone, man or woman...
but if you got something -he's like all over you.
by Flip July 2, 2004
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Charasexual

When you are more attracted to fictional characters than you are with human beings.
Person 1: Have you met that girl over there?
Person 2: No, I don't wanna. She's really weird, I think she's seriously charasexual.

Person 2: No, she's really weird, she's charasexual.
by Alice_Crevan March 11, 2015
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Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!
by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011
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Chadysexual

is a state of extreme homosexuality and a great deal of denial about it. This confusing state is very common in Middle Eastern countries, especially Lebanon, where Chaddy's are expected to wear high cut off jeans and possibly a onesie underneath it.
Why is Chad acting so strange and always looking at Brad Pitt's crotch???

-- Don't worry about that bro, he's a Chadysexual and cannot help it.
by Hired and Fired By The Dutch September 12, 2011
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