Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

chausterized

Cheesy, as in of a corny nature or

Man, that joke was so chausterized; did you get that from a book?

by Andrew Shiovitz February 25, 2008

Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011

Chavster

A total faggot who isn't sure whether he's a gangster or a chav, therefore he listens to both types of music (Rap & MCing) when necessry in order to fit in with the pack. Also could be a term for loner, who would do anything to fit in and make friends.

"Hey, look at that loser, he thinks he's so cool listening to that chav crap."
"I'm sure he was listening to fiddy yesterday in the ghetto."
"What a chavster!"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015