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chintail

Usually seen on a biker or yoga enthusiast; a pony tail grown on a chin. May be seen in an informal situation when a beard is not groomed to a socially acceptable standard so one may"thorw it in a pony tail"
Dude, did you see that biker guys chintail?
by Chin sir November 25, 2016
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scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.
Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it
by uber-delphi magus October 12, 2010
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Chainmail

1) A form of Armour worn by knights of old times made up of tightly woven metal links.

2) the masculine form of Knitting.
"You have any hobbies?"
"Yeah, I weave Chainmail."
by 0hey.dude0 April 2, 2007
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Chandail

Chandails are usually the most beautiful girls in the whole wide world. They're really good at sex and they are extremely sexy. If you don't have a a chandail in your life, you're doing it wrong. Everyone wants to be a chandail and people are incredibly jealous of them. They also have perfect nipples.
"Omg, she's such a chandail. I want to be her so bad."
by man overboard October 10, 2012
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Chainmail friend

aka: chain friend

somebody whos you dont really like but you decide to stay friends with just so you can send them those annoying chain messages
wow did u really send that email to her? i thought u didnt like her?

nah shes just a chainmail friend
by tomatoes3 February 20, 2011
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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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chainchilla

a gold or platinum chain that is perticularly long. long enough to graze the floor when the person wearing it is sitting.
yo check out Vinnie Paz, thats one baller ass chainchilla
by Garth Algar 99 May 21, 2007
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