chaffe

See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.

1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.

by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008

caffelevation

Your "elevation" due to the amount of caffeine you have had. It's usually on a scale from 1 to 5, with 5 being the most caffelevated and buzzed on caffeine. 5 is a dangerous level, while 1 is practically comatose. 3 is that nice high you get from a triple latte at fivebucks.

My caffelevation was only at about 2, making it very hard to talk to Lydia who is almost always caffelated to a 5.

by OffroadGirl March 4, 2005

Chaffey

A school which is found in a hole filled with wana be gangstas and people who pretty much are cooler then you.

Ewww its a chaffey kid.

by 69her August 29, 2009

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004

loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj

class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"

by RAISINS May 26, 2007

get chaffetzed

In the political world, to get Chaffetzed means to be thrown under the bus by someone you have helped or mentored in order for that person to get ahead. It is named after Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who regularly turned on his former mentors or supporters.

Various prominent Republicans, from former Utah governor and presidential candidate Jon Huntsman Jr. to House Majority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, have experienced what it's like to get Chaffetzed.

by zizikazoo May 17, 2017