Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.

Can you get me a choffee please

by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Craffee

Crappy coffee.

Chris Pirillo had a craffee this morning, he hated it.

by Thegrig200 April 21, 2013

craffee

Crap coffee. As created by Chris Pirillo.

Pirillo Vlog 362 (What's Better Than Tetris) 00:16 "I started the day with a cup of craffee........ That would be my word for crappy coffee. I expect it to show up on Urban Dictionary within the hour."

by notlockergnome April 21, 2013

Chaffle

A word used to describe a waffle made with a base of cheese and egg. More ingredients can be added to change the flavor.

I made and ate seven different chaffles over the last three days, and lost 7 lbs!

by MyHamma August 17, 2019

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013