Chaldean Time

The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.

If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on

The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.

Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.

Bassam: 8 o'clock

Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together

Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time

by boater4life April 21, 2009

Chadderton

An awesome place that is defonatly not run by chavs, and has a big park and a few schools.

Chadderton park is amazing

by Giddygal July 12, 2011

Chaldean

We are not Arabs Stop Calling Us arabs. Chaldeans Speak Aramaic that is there original language we are the orginal inhabitiants of Iraq orginally called mesopotamia. We are a minority among Arabs. We are Roman Catholics. Arabs killed most of our people and forced many to convert we are not arabs!!! Some chaldeans may speak arabic only because they were raised around arabs and there culture. Just like when the white people came and took this land from the native americans. the same thing happened in the middle east we are the original inhabitiants of that land. There is good and bad in all people there good arabs and bad arabs good jews and bad jews good christians and bad christians. Stop being prejiduice and stop judging an entire race on a few people's actions everyone is different when you judge everyone on the actions of a few you are prejudice. Stop hating each other just live life in peace.

chaldean, chaldeans, iraq, michigan, roman catholic, catholic

by kevinjoseph August 30, 2007

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a title used to describe a wrestler/football star/tuba player

dang is that guy a chadeayne? yes, yes he is.

by SpeedZero September 18, 2017

Chadders

Short for Edwin Chadwick, the man who published the Report on the Sanitary Conditions of the Labouring Population in 1842?

Leyla: Who wrote the Report on the Sanitary Conditions of the Labouring Population in 1842?
Lola: Oh yeah it was the guy, Chadders, short for Edwin Chadwick

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"Oh chadeathbypaimon! I shall set sail for I am gone"

"He chadeathbypaimon out of the convo after that"

by Chadeathbypaimon October 30, 2022

Chaldean

Chaldeans are good, hard working people. I am not Chaldean, yet I can say from my own experiences that these people are truly good-natured and caring, and that they deserve more respect. From even before Christ until today, Chaldeans have been an important part of the history of our world as we know it. Assyrian, through my research i have found that Assyrians and Chaldeans are so close in ancenstry that they are sometimes called Chaldo-Assyrian. Aren't you, in effect, disparaging your own ethnicity and background by posting the definition above? Chaldeans deserve to be recognized for what they are: a kind hearted, hard working Christian people.

Chaldeans' status in American society today is a great example of their tremendous character as a people.

by A.J. Stevenson January 27, 2004