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flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.
My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.
by borc June 19, 2021
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Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
by joefromsc March 12, 2009
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cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.
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cracking me up

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Checking a man’s left hip

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.
This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.
by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022
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white chalking

To go and murder someone, the "white chalk" referring to the white chalk outline that is left at a crime scene by investigators after someone is murdered and the body is removed.
We're out here white chalking these ni**as.
by ecksdee_ September 14, 2018
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cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS
by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017
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