Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

Chapped

To get in trouble. Usually with the police. Used often in Santa Cruz County.

The po's rolled at that kegger and me and matt got straight chapped. They gave me a drunk in public ticket. Not puss.

by Moreah January 11, 2009

chapped

angry.

I was so chapped when she threw that martini at me.

by M November 4, 2003

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009