What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.
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Get the Birth Certificate mug.A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020
Get the Certificate slut mug.Celt: Kelt (kĕlt) Peoples descendent from ancient Celts and speaking Celtic languages, including the Irish, Scots of the Scottish Highlands and Hebrides, Welsh, and Bretons.
-Ification: Latin -ficātiō, -ficātiōn-, from -ficātus, past participle of -ficāre, to make, from -ficus, -fic.
Definitions:
noun: Something designed to Celtify
noun: The activity of Celtifying music; creating original and newly interpreted ancient and modern tunes with a rocky, folksy harmonized, Irish’d-up sound
noun: Enjoyment resulting from experiencing Celtified music
-Ification: Latin -ficātiō, -ficātiōn-, from -ficātus, past participle of -ficāre, to make, from -ficus, -fic.
Definitions:
noun: Something designed to Celtify
noun: The activity of Celtifying music; creating original and newly interpreted ancient and modern tunes with a rocky, folksy harmonized, Irish’d-up sound
noun: Enjoyment resulting from experiencing Celtified music
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Mother: Uhhh...what?
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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by jundie October 18, 2008
Get the Death Certificate mug.The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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