certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.

Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.

by Ugly Shoe May 8, 2016

certified dime

n.-A beautiful girl/woman who is rich, accomplished, or otherwise well-to-do.

Dontrell knew he would have to work hard to impress Jasmine; she was a certified dime, and thus, would be pretty hard to please.

by Haynes March 27, 2008

Nigga Certified

When a white person is accepted as part of the black community.

Connor was Nigga Certified when Anthony first called him "nigga"

by whiteboy2332 June 15, 2010

Forklift Certified

Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad

You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!

by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011

One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!

by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011

Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015